finally there is clarity

Hey Liz, what are all these strange goopy marks on your clothing? Did you get a pet snail? Or 100?

Oh. Um. No, it's my toddler. >>>>>>>

He likes to run across the room and throw his face at my body. Every 2 minutes. And kiss my clothing with his slimy nose. So by the end of the day it looks like I was in a paint gun fight. Only instead of paint the balls were actually loaded with yellow and green jelly.
In other news, This One has the best bed head in the world. Ever. We're talkin 80s rock star. All the way.
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