The proper way to eat an Otter Pop:1. select favorite flavor, but leave the blue for your sister
2. cut the end open which contains the least amount of frozen delight
3. bite off about an inch of otter pop
4. allow the remaining otter pop to defrost until you see signs of condensation
5. crush remaining otter pop with hand, resort to teeth crushing if necessary
6. push up like a well-flavored slirpee
7. enjoy
8. repeat process, but always remember grape is never good, so leave it as a last resort
9. Never, I repeat NEVER eat otter pops in their liquid, unfrozen state!!!
