Dear Girl Scout,
Last week would have been a perfect week to get my girl scout cookies from you as my husband was absent and it would have been nice to have a little treat.
Today would have been a great day to get them, as well, as I am feeling really tired and could have used the sugar boost.
If they don't arrive by the end of the week I swear I am going to call the better business bureau.
Signed,
Your Best Customer