I avoid cleaning the bathroom unless we have visitors.
I struggle following recipes and burn food often.
There is no method to my grocery shopping.
Dinner is rarely made each day of the week.
I haven’t baked cookies in over 12 months.
I hardly ever color-coordinate the laundry.
I will never make bread from scratch.
I wash all our laundry in warm.
I have never used a coupon.
I don’t paint my nails.
I don’t own an apron.
I can’t scrapbook.
I am not the typical mold for housewife, but DAMMIT something about spring made me feel all domesticated and I planted awesome flowers.
