If Mike ever came home in the middle of the afternoon while we were out running errands, he would call the police. He would absolutely think the house had been broken into and ransacked.
No, I don't know if anything has been stolen, officer, I just know my wife would never leave the house looking this way!
Well. Mama just waits until the end of the week, I mean, um day, to clean up. It's more fun that way. Then every day it's like playing inside of an obstacle course!
At least the kitchen is clean! But that's only because my mom came over yesterday.