It's not often I feel the urge to punch the television screen. Until the kids show The Fresh Beat Band appeared. And kept reappearing. It's a nightmare. I can't escape it. It's worse than Elmo's voice. It's banned from viewing in my home. But. The lengthy commercials continue to appear just about as often as a GNR video would appear on MTV in the early 90's.

There. It's out. Now I feel better.