S/W/M seeking younger female who will not cry when I take her toys away. Must give constant positive reinforcement, clapping included please.
Enjoys:
*Pulling own poop out of diaper, sometimes to just look at, sometimes to smear
*Lazy Town, Jack's Big Music Show, Elmo, Grover, Cookie Monster, MTV
*Bananas
*juice boxes, mostly just the straw
*throwing things really hard
*climbing
*cottage cheese
*pretzels
*hot dogs
*sit n' spin toy
*running aimlessly
*scribbling on myself
*putting things on head (i.e. drum, basket, shoe box)
*opening and closing doors
*children's museums
Dislikes:
*sand
*kids who play with my toys
*sleeping in late
*diaper changes
*sitting still
*holding mommy's hand
*being strapped in to anything whatsoever
Interested candidates should be at the park on Friday afternoon by the slide.
